Bear with me on the grammatical errors still present in a few (two) of my submissions. I do my best to correct them before I submit, but you can't always catch them all, but I'll sure as hell try

Imagine waking up and finding everything you eat from the night before spewed all over your pillows, sheets, and clothes. It's not a pretty picture, but it's one I'm waking up to finding this small part of my existence left in such piss poor condition. Welp, it's time to make things right and fix her up.

½ Page Intro
The idea of these stories is to present a story with a beginning, middle, climax, and a conclusion. These are not meant to be over arching tales, but quick thoughts dotted through my keyboard. That’s not to say a fold of notebooks or pieces of crap paper can’t easily provide my literally canvas. A digital notepad offers less time spent erasing and more time adlibbing what comes to mind on page. I would hope that I don’t put too much thought into every aspect of each tale. As stated before there is no need to go any further than what is seen on the surface. If reader or myself feel that one little nugget of goodness provides such interest than I’ve succeeded in creating something wonderful. Not to cheat I don’t want to use lager font or more spacing in-between the lines to reach my goal of a full page. Instead I’ll keep the sentences and paragraphs as close as possible, while offering both a maze of text and a good read. This intro won’t be a full page like my future entries, though clever, perhaps I’ll find the words to express more of what I expect and want to see come about from this project. Names to the stories will be applied after considering the fact that they’ll begin as free writes in the beginning and slowly find themselves towards the conclusion; if there even is a viable one. I promise to not leave it to that case as far as the story is concerned. If no conclusion--clear conclusion--can be met towards the page end the story will, regrettable, be branded not as a failure, but incomplete meaning when one reads don’t expect to find any satisfying turn of events.

It's been a while since my last deviation, but what can I say I've been...busy. Making time is probably that hardest thing to do for me writing wise. When I was younger, all I can think about doing was getting my thoughts onto paper and making the best story I've ever written. Some people I know have a fear of it; writing. I've had sort of the same thing for a while. One of my college professors teaching writing 101 thought she knew everything about the English language even though it wasn't here mother tough. She's natively German btw. So you could write an interesting paper, but if you had any mistakes grammatically she would bust you for it...hard. Don't get me wrong she was a great teacher. Helped me to realize bad writing habits and look at other ways to express myself through writing.

Much is the same here in little Italia. Completing exams, signing out at the end of my shift at work, and feeling like I'm going nowhere. Yup, much is the same here.